Too much

Coffee makes

Joe

Wired—

Like a cop on

A sting—

Re-

Cording every con-

Verses, 

Hopped up on dough-

Nuts

And adrenaline

With too much 

Sweet-n-Low.

“Shoo-

T!”

Cried the cap-

Tain—

After the co-

Vert op-

E-

Ration

Had been un-

Cover-

Ed—

Botched by

The over-

Zealous cop—

Too wired with

Coffee

To keep the wires

Un-

Der wraps—

As he had

Al-

Read-

Y be-

Gun dis-

Co-dancing in

The club—

Wires go-

Ing e-

Very which

Way.

After that—coffee was no longer allowed—

And the department started using wireless.